character interview meme!!
hey guys, i've brought you here for an interview, nothign major, it's not like you killed someone, we just want to know about you. so can you tell me your names, gender, birthday.. you know, the basics information?
Puddicat: Why hello there~! The name's Puddicat~! Some call me Puddi or either Cat *giggles a bit* Im not sure about my gender yet...And uhh, I have no idea when its my birthday! Although I can tell you Im 14
Marcus: The only two things you need to know is that my name is Marcus and that Im male... *flares with his many eyes*
Nigel: Hehe heyy there! My name is Nigel the Weasel! I work for the Toon Patrol and Im 21 *he grins* Male that doesnt know his birthday either! *he laughs a bit*
Zayn: *He snickers* They call me Zayn, but I have a different name that Im not going to tell you though~ Age is -denied-, birthday -denied- 7th and gender is male
cool, do you know eachother? if so how did you meet?
Puddicat: I only know Marcus, not those other two *it keeps smiling* We met at an ice cream bar! I work at the Creamy Ice Caffee and he came to order an ice cream and thats how we met!
Marcus: Yes, I know Puddicat and those others...Nope *he shrugs* Puddicat told ya
Nigel: Ive seen Puddicat once, but never talked to...The pudding cat
Zayn: Im the only human here! Do ya think I go around with those animals? Tskk *he rolls his eyes*
ok guys, i know we uhm, brought you here quite quickly, how do you guys normally dress?
Puddicat: I never wear any clothes! Except when Im at work, then I wear a apron with the caffee's name and a little working hat
Marcus: I really dont ever wear anything ever
Nigel: My working overall with my cap, and at home just some nice, lazy outfits
Zayn: -Access denied-
awesome, where do you guys live? some fucky apartment? a 30 story mansion?
Puddicat: I live at a farm with my parents! Its pretty big with lots of animals!
Marcus: You dont need to know that...
Nigel: I dont really live at a ''house'', I sleep in the garage, well, my working place
Zayn: *He smirks a bit* I live at Lilly's -denied- hehehee~
sounds great, now lets find out how you think about yourselves. what do you think is the best and worst thing about you?
Puddicat: The best about me...Well, Im not really a selfless person, but I think how my mane is? Bad thing...That I mess up things pretty easily
Marcus: I dont see any good or bad thing about myself *shrugs*
Nigel: Well, Im really good at working! But my bad side is that I sometimes make the Toon Patrol Weasels laugh, and then Smarty gets pissed at me...Its on the sake of their lifes though
Zayn: I dont have a bad thing hehe~ *he chuckles* And the good thing I can rip your head off with two fingers~
really? wow that's a bit odd, but anyway, so what do you think is the best and worst thing about the person next to you? you heard what they thing but what do you think?
Puddicat: Marcus and Nigel found that I could do it! And Zayn... *it frowns a bit* I-Id rather not tell...
Marcus: Puddicat told me it could understand me, Nigel found it a bit odd and that -censor- Zayn said I was a lying -censor-!
Nigel: The two animals were glad about how I thought, but that Zayn guy...
Zayn: *He snickers* Its true though~! You all are a bunch of -censor-~ I dont care what they thought or said about me~
so let's hear a bit about your history, what's your family like, any siblings? are your parents together? got any girlfriends or boyfriends? what about old school friends? come on tell me.
Puddicat: My family is just like me! Half made out of pudding, but they're different kinds! My friends, well...I dont really have a lot other than Marcus being my best friend
Marcus: My family died and Im all alone by myself...Puddi is the only friend I really have
Nigel: Well, what do ya think? They're all Weasels! We have my cousins Smarty, Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid! The rest of them...Died *he looks down a bit* Well, in Toon Town they see me as a friend, but not the Toon Patrol cuz of their bad being
Zayn: I dont need family or friends~ I have Lilly, and thats enough hmhmm~
ok that's cool, do you work, go to school? or are you an unemployed bum who lives on the street corner begging randoms for their spare change?
Puddicat: Nope! I work, I told you *smiles*
Marcus: I AM an unemployed bum, but I wont tell you more
Nigel: I work too, fixing cars in my garage! Gives my enough money to come around with
Zayn: Maybe Im an Assassin...Who knows~? Its non of your bussiness
ok let's delve a bit deeper into your minds shall we? *holds up one of those card things with the ink blots on them* what do you see in this, anything significant?
Puddicat: *Looks a bit closer* ...Its pudding~!
Marcus: *Looks at it with his many eyes* Hmm, seems like just a splash of ink to me
Nigel: *Scratches his head* Ehh...I think I see a tree or something
Zayn: *Grabs it and rips it apart* Ooohhh~ I see a dissapointed face~
wow crazy, now for a more random question. what's your favourite song, food, colour, animal, book and movie/tv show?
Puddicat: My favorite song is my self made one named ''The Puddicats''! Food is uhh, lasagna just like my creator~! The color's pink, animal is cats like me! I dont like to read...Neither looking at the TV
Marcus: Im only telling you my favorite color is red, and then BLOOD red
Nigel: Well, for music I only listen to the radio and my favorite food will be Greasy's spaghetti *he rubs his tummy*The color's blue and sharks for animals uhh *thinks a bit* I dont like reading and some Spanish/Italian shows are nice
so before i asked about id you had a girlfriend/boyfriend. what i was wondering is if you have experienced anything with the same sex. as in have you kissed someone of the same sex, done a bit of groping? or maybe even more? *wiggles eyebrows in highly suggestive manner* don't worry, it's not as if this interview will end up on the internet or anything
Puddicat: *Looks very scared*
Marcus: Heyy, you gave Puddi a trauma! *he groans angrily* If I could come up to you and gut your eyes out...!
Nigel: Whaa? Do you think we're gay?! *he facepalms* We're Toons, made for kids! Not that I have a problem with people liking the same sex, but nooo, Im not into that or drawn to do that...
Zayn: Maybe stuff them up with di- *I come in to tape his mouth* I think thats enough o.o''
hahahaha nice, what did you have for dinner last night? it can tell alot about you.
Puddicat: ...J-just lasagna...
Marcus: I ate a human, happy?
Nigel: Nothing more than a good slice of pie! Wasnt really that hungry
Zayn: I dont eat
well i was wondering what is the thing you are most afraid of. heights, graveyards, spiders or maybe something a bit different?
Puddicat: S-spiders are terrible...!!
Marcus: Im not scared of anything, they're scared of me
Nigel: Nothing too big, except for Smarty when he has his toilet plunger...
Zayn: You expect me to be afraid of things? Hehe, how silly~
do you know any other languages or maybe just a couple of words in french?
Puddicat: No, non of both actually
Marcus: I dont know French, but I know a little German
Nigel: Bonjour! Heh, just a little of French though, but I know Spanish and Italian
Zayn: All the languages possible~
so what is your obsession? everyone has one or two and i want to know yours so spill
Puddicat: I think pudding hihi~
Marcus: Really, I dont
Nigel: Cars are a big thing for me
Zayn: Hehe, I think Lilly is~ And killing humans~
ok this is the big one. what is your deepest most dark secret of all time? the one that basically no one knows. everyone has one and i know you do. just spill. only you, me and the person sitting next to you will ever know, because like i said, it's not like as if this is going to end up on the internet or anything..
Puddicat: That I like dogs...?
Marcus: No, Im not telling you *he hisses softly*
Nigel: Weeeell, I once stole something from my cousins
Zayn: That I fuc- *I tape his mouth again* N-nothing... ''>/////>
ok how would you like to die and why?
Puddicat: W-who would like that...?
Marcus: Getting rid over by a car I guess
Nigel: The fastest death so you dont have to feel/see much of it
Zayn: Im imortal hmhmm~
so if you had three wishes what would they be? you can't ask for more wishes, brign someone back to life or true love, those are the big no no's
Puddicat: Hmm...That everyone would be friendly! Non stop pudding in stores! And uhh, that everyone has a nice home
Marcus: That this would be over...
Nigel: That we wouldnt be able to die by laughing! Better tools to work with and that Judge Doom would die soon enough...
Zayn: I dont need wishes, Ill get anything I want without having to wish for it~
what are the three things you would take with you if you got stranded on an unhabited island?
Puddicat: My family! Enough to drink and enough to eat
Marcus: A knife, some long-lasting food and clothing fit for any wheather
Nigel: My tools, cousins and uhh...I have no idea
Zayn: Huh, I dont need anything to survive~ The only thing I'd take with me is Lilly~
ok another more slightly personal question. what do you like most in the opposite sex? both appearance and personality wise.
Puddicat: Im not sure...
Marcus: They shit way too much about their looks and they just make themselfs LOOK stupid too
Nigel: If you find a right one you can love forever, then its good
Zayn: Just, Lilly only~
what about the same sex as yourself?
Puddicat: ...I-I dunno either...
Marcus: A bunch of -censor-
Nigel: Them seem to be hurting female a lot...I dont think I like any of em except my cousins
Zayn: Haha, men? They are all just -censor censor censoooor-~
so what does your house normally look like? super tidy or worse than a pig pen?
Puddicat: All cleaned up!
Nigel: Most of the time cleaned up...Depends on how Psycho and Stupid act around
Zayn: -Access denied-
wow interesting, i'm running low on questions, but i think i can find a few more, ah yes, if you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Puddicat: I dont want to change anything about myself!
Marcus: *Shakes his head* Me neither
Nigel: The scar on my face I got by Greasy when he got angry...
Zayn: Hmm, Im not changing my looks ever! Unless Lilly wants me to
um this might be slight embaressing, but remember this sohuldn't end up on the net, are you a virgin at all? or have you already had sex?
Puddicat; P-please stop...
Marcus: Ohh goddamnit you! *his ever begin to get dark red*
(Ya better stop this ^^'')
Nigel: Wha? *he rolls his eyes* Woohoo, I am still a virgin *sighs* Guys, go have a laugh, I dont care
Zayn: Heheee nooo~ I had a greaaat time with that~
um ok, do you believe in magic? any sort of fantasy thing? or are you a total non believer?
Puddicat: Rainbows are magic to me~ *smiles widely*
Marcus: I only believe it in like magicians and that stuff
Nigel: Mehh, not really
Zayn: Lilly is the only magic/fantasy I believe in and want~
so this is like the last question before we let you go. what would you do if you were kidnapped and submitted to a hell of alot of questions, that would supposedly never in a million years end up on the internet?
Puddicat: ...Answer them all I think?
Marcus: I'd escape and kill you...
Nigel: I have no idea!
Zayn: You can never catch me~
ok any last words? maybe some from your creator?
Lilly: Well, this seemed like fun, thanks for tagging me ya silly xP Only 2 were not nice for Puddicat, but the rest were okeey *thumbs up*
Puddicat: It was pretty fun!
Marcus: I dont wanna do this again...
Nigel: Yeah, I liked it *he nods* But I'd rather be at work
Zayn: It was stupid~ *chuckles*
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